23 Of The Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies -

23 Of The Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies


When you see fortune cookies, it’s not the cookie you’re craving, it’s the fortune. I mean, there are plenty of baked desserts but how many of them can reveal your future? Fortune cookies are known for their cute, funny, sometimes philosophical messages about the future along with a taste of delight. Some of these funniest messages, however, are so surprising, they catch people completely off-guard.

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So we have gathered some of the funniest messages ever found in fortune cookies to prove that Confucius isn’t behind all of them!

1.Nothing is too simple to ignore, the cookie you can help a lot, help someone to smile a little seeing the message.

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

2.Sometimes the messages inside are a hit, but sometimes they miss! One of the funniest messages ever found in fortune cookies. 

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

3.Now that’s called life cycle, send a letter to yourself and feel good about it!

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

4.Those are one beat too many to skip. Please consult a doctor.

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

5.Great advice or is it some kind of warning?

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

6.Maybe that’s the cookie appealing to the Forrest Gump in you!!

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

7.Love might be around another corner, don’t give up!
Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

8.Light might be beyond the reach, but darkness, everywhere there is!

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

9.Now those cookies are the sign of a marriage going to happen soon! Kudos.

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

10.Now that is what we would call a straight-faced cookie, it just tells you the truth and only the truth right to your face.

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

11.In life, take only the positive and throw out the negative, what I really mean is the second cookie was not yours to take in the first place.

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

12.If you can read this, I proclaim you literate.

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

13.That is a message right out of cookie prison, coming out after a long sentence.

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

14.If nobody saw it, then there is no proof.

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

15.Parts and sum of parts are discussed in this mind-boggling cookie message. If the sum of parts does something wrong, however small your contribution might be the part is also wrong.

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

16.Hypocrite cookie message, says to do one thing and does not do it himself! Have some dignity, cookie!

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

17.Follow the trail, detectives and save the cookie man.

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

18.The message basically insulted you to your face or complimented you on your eating prowess.

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

19.Message with lots of intricacies and profound meaning.

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

20.Seriously, what do you expect! Tiny novels of your life inside a cookie.

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

21.The unopened one, kind of reminds someone of Schrodinger’s cat experiment, unless and until you open the lid of the box, you never know if the cat is dead or alive. And once you open it, the result is permanent and you have to live with it. Some go through whole lifetimes not opening the lid and not knowing what the result might have been.

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

22.Cookies identifying characters in a family.

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

23.Only you can keep a secret, maybe you can’t.

Funniest Messages People Found Inside Fortune Cookies

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Shalini
Mostly found in cozy corners or near a dog. A mess of thoughts, sipping coffee from a wineglass, wild hair and often lost. Dreaming about world tours and ice-creams. Buys five books a month and reads one.

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