These days it’s a trend to have an active Twitter account and especially if you are a leader or a known person. While the idea of hell has always been one filled with eternal damnation and torment, a parody Twitter account of Satan has been there for a while posting hilarious tweets. Like his enduring rival God, who has his own parody account, Satan tweets out biting one-liners based on current events, many of which use the inherent comedy of the Trump administration for inspiration.
So here we have compiled some of his funniest tweets that are going to make you laugh hard!
1.It looks as if he is really close to Donald Trump, The American President.
2. Well, this advice is pretty logical. Either you do a single sin or 1000s of sins, the worst that shall happen to you is that you shall be sent to hell. So why not commit 1000 sins?
3. People follow this tradition wherein they sacrifice animals in the name of washing their sins. So, even he has got complaints about the same.
4. He is never hesitant when it comes to giving you a piece of advice. He says that its the God who judges you and not the Satan himself.
5. That’s a perfect reason to perform a Sin!
6. This is truly not fair enough! Why should 8 years old be allowed to use the Ouija board?
7. He has mastered the art of giving logics at the right place just at the right time.
8. Did anyone here know the even he requires someone’s consent to enter their body?
9. All we say is ” A friend in need is a friend indeed.” But for most of our friends, this does not prove to be true. Even Satan was once a very good friend of God, believe it or not!
10. Now Satan believes in the funda ” My life, my rules”. This is the reason why Satan is demanding a pizza instead of goats which people sacrifice to him.
11. Satan has his own absurd ways of proving points. So, here he has used some weird logic to prove that he is closely associated with the American President Donald Trump.
12. Wow, three rounds of applause for our very Own Satan! Read what he just tweeted below and have a laugh.
13. Well, Satan must be true enough to say this as he is the one who has been staying there for a while. So, Mr. Satn we take your word for granted.
14. Satan is a naughty kid as well. Here he is trying to be witty and gives an advice nobody would welcome.
15. Ouchh! Sad to hear that he was once a part of the heaven. Does this even make sense?
16. Satan does not want friends. BUT WHY?
17. Don’t always blame Satan for all the bad deeds you do.
18. Satan does get Christmas lists for dyslexic kids. Great going! His Twitter account says it all.