What comes to your mind when you hear the word “court“? Justice? Boring? Serious? But what if I tell you that courtrooms can be funny too? These funniest moments of serious courtroom sessions will prove it for you.
1. This Witness Sure Knows The Funniest Way To Answer In A Court
Lawyer: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
Lawyer: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
Witness: Yes, sir.
Lawyer: What did she say?
Witness: ‘What disco am I at?’
2. This Lawyer Made Everyone’s Day By Being The Funniest Idiot In Court.
Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?
Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?
Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Lawyer: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
3. Sometimes The Funniest People Can’t Help Being Bad At Math.
Lawyer: How old is your son, the one living with you?
Witness: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
Lawyer: How long has he lived with you?
Witness: Forty-five years.
4. This Witness In Court Is Being A Smart-Ass.
Lawyer:, What is your date of birth?
Witness: July 18th.
Lawyer: What year?
Witness: Every year.
5. The Funniest Way To Insult A Lawyer While The Court Is In Session
Lawyer: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
Witness: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
6. This Court Scene Really Shows How Not To Ask Stupid Questions
Lawyer :She had three children, right?
Defendant : Yes.
Lawyer: How many were boys?
Lawyer: Were there any girls?
Defendant : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new lawyer?
7. Is This Lawyer Trying To Win The Award For Being The Funniest Of Them All?
Lawyer: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
Lawyer: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
Witness: I forget..
Lawyer: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
8. Sessions In Court Can Be Quite The Funny.
Lawyer: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
9. He Couldn’t Resist The Pun In Court
Lawyer: Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
Witness: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
10. Court Session Here Proves Honesty Can Be The Funniest Policy
Lawyer: Now sir, I’m sure you are an intelligent and honest man–
Witness: Thank you. If I weren’t under oath, I’d return the compliment.
11. Another Lawyer Being An Idiot In Court
Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death…
Lawyer : And by whose death was it terminated?
Witness: Take a guess.
12. This Witness In Court Proved The Point That This Lawyer Needs To Get His Act Together
Lawyer: Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?
Witness: The victim lived.