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12 Of The Worst Band Names That Will Make Your Head Swing With Distress


A band is identified by its logo or name. However, sometimes, people mess their identity so bad that they just become an epicentre of jokes for the people. In this article, we have compiled some of the worst band names.

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Here are 12 of the worst band names that just make no sense.

1. The Devil Wears Prada

The Devil Wears Prada is a metal band from Ohio. They chose this name in 2006, even before the movie came out because they were fans of the book.

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2. Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head

The inspiration behind this band’s name is 2005 epic movie V for Vendetta. In one of the scenes, Natalie Portman has her head shaved. However, they probably got bored of their weird name and renamed themselves to Brite Futures.

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3. Dogs Die In Hot Cars

This is probably one of the worst band names. People might actually call some agency for the protection of animals.

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4.  Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr

He is basically the subset of his senior who is a junior. Well, this is so stupid!

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5. Cherry Poppin’ Daddies

If Forbes would ever have to make a list of worst band names which are offensive at the same time too, this one is a definite candidate.

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6. Abörted Hitler Cöck

They just chose three random offensive words from the internet and formed their band name.

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7. The Child Molesters

Just three words – what the fcuk?

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8. Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

I wonder what their inspiration might have been when they decided to name themselves this.

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9. Rainbow Butt Monkeys

Rainbow Butt Monkeys is a Canadian rock band from Burlington, Ontario. It was formed in the year 1990. Now, it is known as Finger Eleven.

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10. The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza was basically an American mathcore band. It was originally from Monroe, Lousiana. Their name sounds like a nice theme park. Well, it is just sad that The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza is just a US metal band.

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11. Hoobastank

Meet Hoobastank, another candidate among the series of the worst band names ever. It was formed in 1994 in Agoura Hills, California with lead singer Doug Robb, guitarist Dan Estrin, drummer Chris Hesse, and original bassist Markku Lappalainen.

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12. The The

It is kind of a nice name but it is just that it is one of the weirdest band names you could possibly ever see.

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