The world is blessed with some really difficult languages. One such is the language of women. Sometimes, you cannot just figure out what they intend to say. It’s hard. Don’t even try. Whatever. See? Many people believe that the only thing difficult than the language of women is to divide something by 0. And kind of like both the tasks are a proven fact. But does that mean you should halt it right there and stop trying? Certainly not. Every woman has this hidden message behind “nothing” which you have to decode. Every “It’s okay” has a “you better give me a reason” that you need to see. And just like these, we have here 12 things that women say, that men misunderstand.
1. Don’t Worry About It
This means she has told you to do something a number of times and now she’s going to do it herself. So you have to worry about it.
2. It’s Okay
It’s not. There is still something. And it’s only you who can pull that out. Don’t stop trying.
You better rush and figure out what hell of a mistake you have committed. Do it before it’s too late.
4. Go Ahead
This isn’t a permission. It’s a dare.
The argument is now officially over. And you lose. Just like that.
6. Are You Listening?
She asked because you are not. And there is no way to recover from this.
7. It’s Up To You
If you think you just got your freedom to choose or to do anything you want, you are highly mistaken. It’s more like saying, “it’s up to you to choose what I think you should but I won’t tell you because you should know”. Simple.
Do not misunderstand it to be a normal sigh. This is actually a statement. A statement that goes “I can’t believe I have to stand here to listen to your stupidity”.
9. Thanks, A Lot
Under certain circumstances, this isn’t similar to “thanks”. Don’t say “you’re welcome” unless you want to get into trouble.
10. Do You Have To Do This Now?
Again, do not misunderstand this to be a question. It actually means stop whatever you are doing right now, and do something productive or get ready for further orders.
11. We Need To Talk
You are dead.
It means “no”.