13 Things That Are Only True In Porn And Never In Reality -

13 Things That Are Only True In Porn And Never In Reality


Who doesn’t watch porn but there are some people who take porn as inspiration, they try to mimic things that are only true in porn and just to give you an idea, below are 13 things that are only true in pornography.

1. Who needs condoms when his biceps are that huge!?

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The guy might look like Ryan Gosling and have a list of reasons why protection isn’t necessary, but you should never have sex with a stranger without a condom. Plus, they’re not all that bad, we promise.

2. And your guy’s skin is as smooth and soft as Channing Tatum’s

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Manscaping may be required in porn, but it’s not always the norm in real life.

3. Every guy wants to have a threesome/role play/dominate you/etc.

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Just like you’re not into everything you see online, your guy isn’t either. So don’t assume he wants to act out every fantasy listed in his browser history.

4. You never have sex on your periodThings That Are Only True In Porn

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In porn world, period sex just isn’t on the agenda. But a recent survey found that more than three-quarters of guys say they’re down for it.

5. Everyone has an orgasm…every time

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This is not true in real life at all, you don’t always climax, and that’s totally fine. You can still have awesome sex without an orgasm.

Also read: This Is Why Women With Great Sex Life Is Different

6. What a coincidence—you both want to have sex all the time

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There are a number of reasons you’re just not in the mood. And a ton of men has issues with erectile dysfunction—even guys under 40. So don’t worry if one or both of you isn’t raring to go 24/7. That’s normal!

7. Missionary is out. Whips and chains are in

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We’re all for experimenting in bed, but that doesn’t mean you need to try something new every single night. Porn tends to hint that ‘vanilla sex’ is bad and that you need to be wild and crazy all the time. The bottom line: Do what feels good.

8. You’re perfectly groomed below the belt before every single hookup

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Unless you’ve got a waxing specialist on standby, you’re probably not super-smooth all month long. Plus, we’re willing to bet you don’t let a few stray hairs stand in the way of a good time.

9. Uncircumcised guys are a thing of the past

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You may not see it on screen, but there are still a ton of guys sporting penis sleeves.

10. Every guy you sleep with will be very well endowed

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So this is why guys are so concerned about their penis sizes. And even though a recent study found that some women have an easier time climaxing with a bigger guy, it’s definitely not a requirement for great sex. In fact, experts say that your connection with your partner is a much bigger factor.

11. You always clock at least 30 scripted minutes in bed

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Hey, quickies happen, and they can be great. Other times, you may keep the action going for hours. As long as your needs are being met, who needs a time frame?

12. Having a mid-day hookup at the office is totally acceptable

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What soundproof office building do these people work in?

13. Your reactions are always Oscar-worthy in bed

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When something feels good, definitely let your partner know. But that doesn’t mean moaning so loud your neighbors hear it. Women tend to see things in porn they think they need to mimic like false or over-exaggerated enthusiasm instead of just your natural response. Don’t go overboard—your partner will see right through it.

Raj
Keep it Mello🖖

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