Sex is one unique experience that anyone can ever have because it is a very valuable emotion. Once upon a time, sex was largely a taboo subject, which was discussed only behind closed doors, but today, sex is everywhere: billboards, magazines, TV and radio ads, social media sites and it is used to sell everything from car insurance to green tea. But there are times sex takes an ugly turn after people come out on social media, to tell their sexual horror tales. These people make you laugh with their gross experiences they had while in the act, which never turned out to be a happy ending for them.
Sex is the only occupation where people devote 100% energy and dedication, striving for pleasure, incessant desire to experience a sensual delight. But when it is intervened with something gross then pleasure transforms to horror. So be brave enough and share your horror tales and come out with that hidden gross feeling. Till such time entertain yourself with these sexual horror tales and have a good laugh.
1. What’s the difference between ‘Oh Yeah’ and ‘Oh No’? It’s just 2.5 inches.
2. This girl turned stretchable whenever she was sexual because she was a gymnast.
3. This girl has everything in detail on all her sexual defeats.
4. When sexual horror stories turn turtle, then you cringe not laugh.
5. A proud little owner.
6. You can’t help but laugh when you hear such knotted-up horror stories.
7. Pleasure and disgusting smell add to gross.
8. Some horror stories are so stinking, it smells for days.
9. A sweaty affair from where there’s no turning back.
10. This sexual encounter lacked motivation because it was too meaty.
11. A nightmare on a genital street.
12. When you’re too innocent then gross happens.
13. There’s a jungle out there when you try to be Tarzan in sexual matters.
14. This is the best laugh I had. When you go crawling expect the unexpected. It crawls back.
15. You never know what is in store for you till you open.
16. Men are like cheese, the longer you leave them the stinkier they get.
17. A very gross encounter.
18. A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
19. Some sexual horror stories are quite colorful.
20. Roses are red violets are blue, I have herpes… now you do too!
21. Showdown in Chinatown!
22. You Squidding Me!
23. Horror stories are always inspired from such gross incident that occurs when expectation meets reality.
24. If you love something, set it loose, if it comes back, then obviously it’s yours.
25. If you laugh last you laugh the best.
26. A Butt sandwich tossed with Sweat Sauce.