People Who Fart In Front Of Their Partner Have A Lasting Relationship - Sarcasm

People Who Fart In Front Of Their Partner Have A Lasting Relationship


Who on this earth does not fart? Everybody farts, whether it is at home, at work or in public. A study shows that on an average people fart 14 times during a day, and experience has shown that people who fart in front of their partner, are more likely to have a lasting relationship.

Though, it is understood that one usually, gets habituated to their own fart odours and stink in private, but what happens in a relationship, as it is awkward and very uncommon to fart. People prefer to fart in private rather in front of the public since we all try to portray, a decent self in front of our partner to appreciate and love us because farting is considered gross.

Let us see how people can have a lasting relationship when they fart in front of their partner!

1. People are afraid to fart in front of their partner due to fear of displeasing them or rejection.

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2. No doubt, this is natural, but at the same time, it is also natural, farting.

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3. Research has shown that those who fart in front of their partner are more likely to have a lasting relationship. Hence, don’t worry.

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4. A lasting relationship is based on total trust and sincerity, which includes such things as farting in front of your partner.

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5. Holding back gas can be bad for your health, that can lead to headaches to hemorrhoids or a distended bowel. 

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6. Anyhow, no matter how much you hold back farting, it somehow makes its way out when you are sleeping.

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7. Farting in front of their partner makes a woman more attractive as it creates empathy between a relationship.

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8. Farting is a natural function like laughing, crying or eating, therefore, it’s better you get onto farting in front of your partner.

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9. Holding back farting with your partner around and then slipping off to another room to let it out, proves your relationship is lacking growth.

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10. In a lasting relationship when both play the gas pass together, with humor and laughter, then that relationship takes on a whole new meaning.

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11. This is a comfort level that many couples lack, and without the comfort level, it’s not at all healthy and have fewer chances of a lasting relationship.

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12. When you fart, you cross the uncomfortable line in a relationship, there’s a quote which says that “couples that fart together, stay together.”

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13. Couples who gas out together and are able to laugh and joke about it, allows the couple to be themselves, which makes the relationship stronger.

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14. Being able to pass gas with your partner, proves there are honesty and openness in your relationship.

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15. Hence, next time get over the awkwardness and let the gas come out, then talking about it with your partner, will get you closer to one another.

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16. Fart consists of hydrogen sulfide, which counters mitochondrial damage and prevents from strokes, dementia, cancer, and heart attacks.

 

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17. In marriage, you vowed to stick together in sickness & health and to share everything. Hence, be natural & never abstain yourself from farting, which is normal.

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18. A concrete foundation is built when you are open with each other, being intimate and connected closely, which basically comes from farting in front of the partner.

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19. Being free, being human, being playful with no secrets is a good sign of a lasting relationship.

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20. A couple who laughs when they are alone is eternally a very, very happy couple. Not farting is not being real with your partner.

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