Who doesn’t love a good celebrity conspiracy theory? From Dan Brown’s hit novel The Da Vinci Code, which sparked endless debates over whether or not Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene and had a child to the constant scrutiny about Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Rodham Clinton’s alleged health issues, people love speculating about well know historical figures and celebrities, especially if the story doesn’t add up.
Therefore, we’ve compiled a list of the 15 most insane celebrity conspiracy theories so you can sit back with some popcorn and sink your teeth into some juicy (if a bit far-fetched) speculation about the personal lives of some of the world’s most famous entertainers.
1. Angelina Jolie is an alien shapeshifter
Hold on to your tinfoil hats and grab some popcorn because THIS conspiracy theory is a doozy: apparently, Angelina Jolie is an alien shapeshifter (part of a group called the Reptilians) and she’s part of an evil secret society known as the Illuminati. Oh, and her charitable acts are all one big show—she doesn’t actually care about ordinary folk.
User Mar51076 pointed out on David Icke’s online forums that Jolie claimed she LOVED playing half-human, half animal villains in Sleeping Beauty and Beowulf. Oh, and the actress allegedly claimed that reptiles watch over her family, which has to mean that she’s a scaly shapeshifter from another planet. They also note that the film Tomb Raider is chock full of “Illuminati symbols” and her eccentric behavior when she was younger (such as wearing a vile of Billy Bob Thorton’s blood around her neck) could be due to the fact that she’s an alien in disguise. Maybe THAT is why this celebrity managed to retain her youthful glow!
2. Pippa Middleton wore a fake butt to her sister’s wedding
This is quite possibly one of the funniest (and weirdest) celebrity conspiracy theories on the internet: one royal commenter and etiquette expert Stephane Bern claims that Pippa Middleton wore a fake butt to her sister Kate Middleton’s wedding to Prince William.
Pippa wore a gorgeous form-fitting bridesmaid’s dress, and Bern believes that the younger Middleton sister decided to wear a fake butt in order to enhance her figure because she knew the eyes of the entire world were going to be on Kate’s wedding and all the attendees.
“Of course she had a false bottom,” he said. “It was an optical illusion. She knew there were a billion people watching. It was the moment to show it.”
A London spa owner named Lesley Reynold Kahn also thinks that Pippa wore a fake butt, and believes that she added extra padding to her dress in order to stand out from the crowd.
3. Miley Cyrus was in cahoots with president Obama
Korn frontman Jonathan Davis once claimed during an epic rant at LAX that he thinks Miley Cyrus was a puppet for President Obama. Which is pretty ridiculous, but he was totally adamant that the former Disney star turned wild child pop celebrity would come up with wacky scandals that would distract the easily led American public from the fact that the President was taking away their freedom from them one by one in an attempt to become a tyrannical dictator, Julius Caesar-style.
For example, President Obama signed a law in 2012 that allowed the government to hold citizens indefinitely without trial and as a smoke screen to distract Joe Q. Public, Miley Cyrus had the gossip hounds yakking about the penis cake she ordered.
The Korn singer was SO adamant that there was something nefarious going on between a singer like Miley Cyrus and President Obama that he made his beloved conspiracy the topic of one of Korn’s music videos.