Remember, there are two kinds of people in the world. Not good or bad, but a foodie and not a foodie. That is some nice wisdom you got there. However, if you are a foodie then you are in some good luck over here. Food and a good laugh are all that a foodie wants. We cannot assure you about food but here are 15 hilarious tweets that are you going to bring a broad smile on your face for sure!
1. Isn’t this exact depiction of how we cook spinach?
No matter how much we try, cooking spinach will remain one of the toughest tasks ever.
Cooking spinach pic.twitter.com/FqLdJrXQFM
— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) March 31, 2016
2. The Ultimate Solution
Smoke detectors can save lives but ruin meals at times, every foodie can relate to this situation.
Billion dollar idea.
A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I'm just cooking!"
— Lemerica (@lemmywinkler) May 5, 2015
3. Small Apartments Suck, Don’t They?
This is the hard truth that you should accept if you live in a small apartment.
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) December 29, 2014
4. Best Way Of Letting People Know How Much Busy You Are
Bakers don’t really need to type, they deal in pictures, as cool as ever.
It was apparently too hard to type the word "hi."#CookingJokes pic.twitter.com/eGMk9VWZQm
— Wackovidz88 (@wackovidz88) December 4, 2016
5. Hungry And Lazy Vibes
That moment when you are feeling lazy and gourmet at the same time.
#chefhumor #chefjokes #chef #cheflife #humor #funnyjokes #kitchen #foodnetwork #funny #cook #souschef pic.twitter.com/qdRBGrIi2r
— UR Fav Photographer (@AmidNiteRomeo) April 13, 2017
6. Just How Much Accurate Is This?
Give this the best and most handy pasta cooking guide award already.
How to cook the perfect amount of pasta:
1. Pour out how much you think you need
2. Wrong— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) May 23, 2013
7. The Ultimate Gourmet Pickup Line
The best way of picking up on a girl in a gourmet way.
Are you mirepoix at the bottom of the pan? Cause baby I'm fond of you. #CulinaryPuns #Puns
— Emma Claire Smith (@Chef_E_Claire) September 19, 2014
8. The Best Advice
How to avoid getting angry? How to prevent a meltdown? Recite these lines, too easy.
Don't ever piss off a master chocolatier… They're known for their temper :3 #chefpuns
— Carlos G.2 (@jeremynix) February 7, 2013
9. Cook Jokes Never Go Out Of Fashion
When cooks try to joke, they hit it at the right point.
JUST TO CLARIFY – i was talking abou warm butter lmao #cookingjokes
— sandy whistleton (@djbuttstuff) October 24, 2014
10. The Wait Kills Us Every DAMN Time!
Just how long should a foodie wait to get his hands on food? Even 10 minutes sounds like 10 years.
Every Time Opening The Oven #memes #cheflife #chefmeme #chef pic.twitter.com/wPtIiefEEo
— Chef's Office (@chefsofficeuk) September 8, 2016
11. It Hurts When Bay… Bae Leaves
The only spice that could bring sadness to your face.
@PMuss1 #culinaryjokes pic.twitter.com/6h4SUphsdq
— P Squared (@paytonpope30) May 8, 2014
12. The On The Mark Prediction
The walk-in cooler just narrated the life of every foodie, how can you resist yourself?
Couldn't resist! #ChefHumor pic.twitter.com/MrRAZcebCS
— Christopher O'Harra (@ChefOHarra) October 26, 2015
13. Just So Lost
Maybe I should go for cheese, or maybe something else, wait, why did I come here anyway?
That moment you realise you have forgotten what you came in to the fridge for #cheflife pic.twitter.com/oocTGFfDGU
— paul (@plshearing) May 14, 2016
14. Cheese Equals Irresistible
Every damn time you grate cheese, you crave for eating it, as it is said, for every foodie, cheese is irresistible.
#Lunchtime #ChefMeme hehe! Who else does this?! #Sneaky pic.twitter.com/gsnlj4ADci
— Marlin Catering (@MarlinCatering) December 18, 2015
15. That Should’ve Hurt
Who cares if it is split in half, just eat it unconditionally.
Well that's one way of splitting a Creme Brûlée #chefhumor #cheflife #chefduanekeller pic.twitter.com/DVfkEGNBjV
— Chef Duane Keller (@ChefDuaneKeller) March 4, 2017
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