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12 Seriously Gross Stories That’ll Make You Think Twice About Having Kids!

What is the worst thing you’ve done while you were a kid? Well, I’ve done some pretty unimaginable stuff. But reading these stories, I feel like I wasn’t even close. These gross stories will actually make you think twice before you plan on having kids!

Here are 12 gross stories that’ll give you all the creeps!

1. It’s kinda like a “been there done that feeling”.

“I used to eat nail clippings from my fingers AND toes for a long time, and skin peelings. SOMETIMES I SWALLOW THEM.”

– Jess Cook via Facebook

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2. I’d say he grew up to be a food lover!

“I used to eat the spilled popcorn off the movie theatre floor. I was all sneaky about it too, crouching on the floor like Gollum, noshing on sticky, stale, popcorn.”

– Kirsten Matzen Rinehart via Facebook

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3. The mother probably didn’t understand whether to laugh or cry. 😛

“My mom always tells me that when I was a toddler, I was really bad about splashing and playing in the toilet. She says that anytime someone would leave that bathroom door open I would go in there, dip a washcloth in the toilet and proceed to wipe down everything my little toddler arms could reach with dirty toilet water. My mom was a serious clean freak and apparently, I was just trying to clean like she did.”

– Terri Koski Smith via Facebook

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4. Well, the only replacement needed is body lotion and that’s me.

“I thought it would be a clever idea to use Vaseline as hair gel, only I didn’t stop there. I decided to rub Vaseline over my entire head and completely saturate my hair. I started to panic when it wasn’t washing out. I had to wash my hair with dish soap for two weeks to help cut the grease.”

– Melanie Cisneros via Facebook

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5. Okay, this has all the right as far as gross stories go. The poor painter.

“Apparently my mum once found me drawing pictures on the pavement with a stick. The only thing was that I’d done a poo in my knickers, turned it out onto the floor and that’s what I was using to make the picture with!”

– jennajoant

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6. We all have had that bird saving phase, didn’t we?

“When I was five or six I watched the movie Thumbelina. Remember the part where she nurses the bird back to health? Well, I found a dead bird and put it in a jacket pocket because I wanted to make it all better again. My mom found the decaying bird a couple of weeks later…”

– ashleybarrettu

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Read also:  21 Stories About Growing Up With Lesbian Moms.

7. I don’t think I was this gross!

“I would poop on a stick and chase my sister and best friend around the neighborhood with it. Sad, but true. Worth the reaction though.”

– kathryn9300

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8. Did you want to be a carpenter buddy?

“When I was little and I wore night nappies I would poo in them, take them off and wipe the poo on my bedroom furniture.”

– leahm4e0992ac5

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9. Now, that is just seriously gross!

“I used to clean out my ear wax with the corner of my pillow case at bedtime. By the time the pillow cases were washed, there would be multiple brownish spots left by the wax all over the fabric. My mom got so furious when she discovered what those spots were!”

– ellenpdx

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10. I was fond of sucking my toe as well. :’)

“When I was in the first years of primary school, instead of sucking my thumb like a normal child, I preferred to suck on my big toes. At home, I would sit on the floor, suck on them for a short while and then move on.”

– reikoko

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11. Mr. Strong Immunity.

“I used to pick used chewing gum off random surfaces and chew it. Pavements, under desks at school, bus stops… how I didn’t end up with all kinds of diseases I’ll never know!”

– amyf450d7d32d

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12. Of all the gross stories I hate this one to the core.

“I used to eat dead flies. They would drown in the condensation on my window and I would just sit there eating them. I stopped it thankfully but I never found out why I did it. I probably don’t want to!”

– daniellec4f6bc201e

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