Have you talked to your pillow while asleep or said something crazy in your sleep? According to a recent study, about 5 percent of people suffer from sleep talking or full-blown somniloquy. With your mind in your dreamland and your motor functions edging back into reality, sleep talking is one of those highly bizarre activities that you can do without having any recollection of it. Most of the time sleep talkers utter jumbled words that are hard to understand and other times some of their words do make sense. That’s what this boyfriend does and his girlfriend tweets all the weird and crazy thing he says while asleep.
Right from revealing that he’s Jon Snow in disguise to asking a penguin for his pancakes, the boyfriend of this woman says so many ridiculously hilarious things, he deserves his own talk show. His girlfriend takes down all he says and tweets about it on her Twitter account. Her tweets are so hilarious that she has managed to get over 14,000 followers, and it deserves every single one of them.
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1.But what exactly is the octopus doing?
2.I would have died of laughter if it happened with me.
3.How can you get tigers?
4.What were you doing with the apple?
6.Or maybe the ostrich lost you.
7.How can someone think of such deep things while asleep?
8.And why would you listen to the toilet?
9.Who the heck wants to eat pants?
10.And the duck know where the remote is!
11.Sex is one such thing every guy dreams of but why mayo?!
12.I can’t stop laughing at this woman’s boyfriend sleep talking.
13.You had dinosaurs?
15.Maybe the penguins ate them!
16.Yeah! Dogs can only fly in dreams. In real life it’s IMPOSSIBLE!
17.No! You don’t and neither do I
18.Oh! You wanna be Mary Poppins!
19.How can someone be so hilarious even while sleeping?
20.Who the heck on earth wears a burrito?!