18 Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry -

18 Funny Tweets By Single People That’ll Make You Both Laugh And Cry


Valentine’s Day, the day love is celebrated all over the world was here and for some, it is simply a reminder of how lonely and undesirable they are while for others it means joy and romance. There are a lot of people like me who thinks that it’s a materialistic day for gullible people who can’t think for themselves and need cues on how and when to act and this whole thing is nothing but fake. So here we have put together the most hilariously self-deprecating and darkest tweets by single people who know it, own it and deal with it in the best possible way, with humor!

Read More: These 10 Comics Perfectly Describes How It’s Like To Be Single.

1.Responsible adult, we read from her first tweet, go into the second and voila the perspective has changed.

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

2.Plenty of fish in the sea but can’t catch even one. The story of every single guy out there. 

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

 3.Dogs are faithful, sometimes better than friends, you will never walk alone.

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

4.That moment when even the most disgusting place gets engaged but you aren’t.

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

5.Even nature loves you but just as a ‘friend’.

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

6.Flirting 101: Never mention food!

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

7.Joey would have loved that valentines’ day plans.

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

8.The third time might be the charm, ask her to be a friend, she might say yes.

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

9.That sounds like a ‘broken record. That guy is so rich he can’t take himself to dinner.

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

10.That is so cruel. You will die single.

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

11.Table for one, please! That would be all.

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

12.Being single is what single does. Love to hate people who would hate to not love each other.

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

13.Give the guy who made that an award. It sure will hurt for everyone.

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

14.Maybe you will find someone who hates cats, that could be the start of your doggy tail!

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

15.Grammar Nazi spotted people. Run for your lives if you value your life! 

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

16.Two reasons I hate love stories, I am not in them, and the story is not about me.

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

17.The optimistic pie chart on why you’re single. These tweets totally sum up the life of single people. 

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

18.Better than pills and condom. Works like a charming day in and day out, 100% success guaranteed.

Funny Tweets By Single People That'll Make You Both Laugh And Cry

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Shalini
Mostly found in cozy corners or near a dog. A mess of thoughts, sipping coffee from a wineglass, wild hair and often lost. Dreaming about world tours and ice-creams. Buys five books a month and reads one.

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