Well, breakups can actually sometimes bring out the worst in you. But there are some people who actually go beyond limits to bring out the worst in them and say the most fucked up things!
These people actually said these really fucked up things that would want you to get up and take a shower right away!
I found out my boyfriend had cheated on me. I broke it off as soon as I found out about the first one and found out about the three others later. Anyways, he was begging me to stay with him and I yelled at him “No way, you fucked her on a picnic table at a playground” and he actually said to my face “It was an accident, I slipped and my dick fell in.”
2. Well, I thought the sun rises in the East and sets in the West.
“I never would have thought that YOU would break up with ME.”
“You should reconsider who you’re friends with because I fucked your best friend.” —My boyfriend who cheated on me with my best friend a week after prom, after we had all taken pictures together. (Had to crop them out because I looked great).
—Lauren Young, Facebook
4. That is definitely one of the most fucked up things you can say during breakups!
Via text: “I would spend the rest of my life with you, if only you liked anal sex.”
Flash forward five years and he emails me apologizing, asking me to marry him because “anal isn’t that important to me anymore.”
5. Go fuck yourself, buddy!
I dated someone who was going to the same university as I. He said he didn’t know if he was going to cheat on me. After he got back from school orientation he said, “Nevermind, I don’t want to break up. As I was walking around campus, I only saw one girl prettier than you.”
6. As opposed to 15 secs?
We had a long distance relationship. And when we broke up he said: “I’m surprised I lasted this long.”
“Sorry, we can’t do this anymore. My wife told me it wouldn’t work out.”
8. Boy, bye.
“I see the way my cat looks at you. And animals have instincts that humans just don’t understand. So I’m going to trust that this is a sign.”
So I went out and got a dog.
—Erika Reverse, Facebook
“Hey sorry I’ve been kind of distant around you, I’ve actually been seeing someone else and it’s getting kind of serious but we can still get coffee sometime?” Mind you I don’t like coffee so whenever we went out for coffee, IT WAS JUST ME PAYING FOR HIS DUNKIN DONUTS ORDER!
10. Are you fucking kidding me?
In a long-term long-distance relationship: “I just can’t make myself want to visit you.”
“You’re what I want but not what I need right now.” This motherfucker broke up with me using Coldplay lyrics. I didn’t realize until they played “Fix You” during the Super Bowl and I recognized the lyrics.
12. What a piece of shit!
“Check your phone.” Literally sitting right next to me and texted, “I think we should break up.”