For most of us, Disney movies were fun distractions our parents plunked us in front of so they could do the laundry without screaming homunculi getting in their way. But for a select group of people, Disney characters played a crucial role in the development of their sexuality. Like a hot babysitter who was also a giant mouse.
And look, we’re not going to judge how you live and achieve orgasm, but we can’t help but point out that the erotic Dirty Disney fan works have some extremely, uh, colourful trends going on — yes, even for an erotic fan art community.
1. The Bad Guy From The Hunchback Of Notre Dame Is A Gentle Lover
Remember Frollo? The mother-murdering, terrible-stepfathering, and all-around douchenozzle villain of The Hunchback Of Notre Dame? Well, some artists saw that and said, “Now there’s a guy who’s probably a sweet, supple, and generous sex-maker.” If you’re having trouble imagining that, then don’t worry, because they didn’t. Here is a great(dirty) fan work…
This seems like your standard pairing between a sexually-repressed religious fanatic and a free-spirited Romani girl half his age …
2. The Rescuers Have Fucked Pretty Much Everyone
Ah, Jake and Timon from The Lion King together at last! We have to question whether the dimensions here are accurate, though. Also, note that Jake’s wearing a diaper, for reasons we don’t want to explore.
3. The Donkey Transformation Scene In Pinocchio Is The Hottest Thing Ever
Pinocchio came out in 1940, so either your grandma’s getting into some weird shit at her “Bridge Club,” or a few kids took much, much more away from the movie than the “lying is bad” moral the rest of us absorbed.
4. Everyone Wants To Fuck The Snake From The Jungle Book
Wait, is this a sex thing? Because Kaa’s finishing up who we can only assume is a pissed-off Meg Griffin, which kind of kills any romantic vibe a sentient snake hypnotizing three innocent women otherwise had. But in other images, his victims are giving Kaa their finest bedroom eyes. Disney does have some serious dirty fan works…
5. Tinker Bell Trapped In A Keyhole Is A Common Fetish
Spanked Tinker Bell, other girls as Tinker Bell … you name a fetish, and we guarantee that it’s been applied to this scenario.
6. There’s So Much Ratigan
Ratigan also finds the time to rape his archrival Basil, the eponymous Great Mouse Detective. We’re also reasonably sure we’re not misinterpreting those, since they all come from a DeviantArt user named “Basil Ratigan Rape,” whose fan works are so goddamn upsetting that it must not tarnish an otherwise respectable user name, like DemonSw0rdNJ69.
7. The Little Mermaid Loves Making Out With Animals
Baloo from The Jungle Book appears to be squarely in the mythical “friend zone” …
8. Lady And The Tramp Have A Varied Sex Life
If Lady And The Tramp are your first exposure to the concept of romantic love, you’re inevitably going to filter your desires and experiences through that early model. It’s like how every time we learn about a new fetish, we imagine our grandparents doing it that time we accidentally walked in on them. But seeing Lady pregnant …
9. Found sexy does… kidnapped?
By now, you’re probably thinking the same thing we are: “Wait, which one was Bianca again? The Eastern European one? What were her skills?” One was role play, obviously.
10. Are You The Lost Little One?
But that still leaves us with many, many questions. Why are so many Photoshopped real women serving as Kaa’s victims? How did something as innocent and straightforward as “Kaa wants to eat a feral child” become a sex thing? And is there a single cartoon lady out there who hasn’t fallen victim?
11. Fifty Shades Of Disney
Who wants a bath like that? and what about some aerial stuff?
12. Fifty Shades Of Disney, Part 2
You thought Dirty Disney fan works are limited to freestyle? Well, think again… This is what happens behind the scenes of Aladin when you turn off your TV.